96 Deviations, 105 Messages... HOLY FREAAKING SPACE CAKES!!

Ok...
So Dad didn't pay the bills a'coz we never got them because mother is not technologically savvy and a TOTAL BITCH and didn't pass on the broadband bill thinking that I would still have internet on my laptop because it's wireless BUT she didn't realise it connects with the wireless port on the modem connected to dad's computer which got cancelled a'coz the bill never got paid 'cause she never passed it on because she decided to be spiteful towards father and take away his interwebs because she thinks he spends WAY too much time on the computer which he uses for WORK which gets us MONEY which he can't get because the broadband was CANCELLED because the bill wasn't PAID because it was never PASSED ON and bigpond decided to be all SLOW and didn't get our connection reinstated until 5pm TODAY because they are much slow and STUPID!!!

OMG BREATHE...

So that's why I hs been missing for long time.
*post vent happiness*